Things Your Vape Doesn’t Need
RGB lighting, touchscreens, a companion app, a game. Please. We're begging.
Every year the spec sheets get longer and the devices get more confused about what they are. So here is a list, offered with love, of things your vape does not need.
RGB lighting
Nobody has ever finished a coil and thought, “I wish that had been more colourful.” The device doesn’t need another RGB light. It needs to work.
A touchscreen
Touchscreens are great on phones, which you hold with clean, dry hands and look at deliberately. Vapes live in pockets, next to keys, in the rain.
A companion app
See our extended thoughts on pods with apps. Short version: no.
A built-in game
This exists. We have seen it. We wish we hadn’t.
What it does need
A cartridge that doesn’t leak. A battery that lasts the day. A port that isn’t hidden behind a rubber flap. Get those right and you can add lights to the box it comes in.
